Hipster. King of the swamp
"I'm just in it for the cupcakes."
JOE 'FROZONE' KYLE
// lead guitar
AKA Prank Sinatra
"I am not Joe! I am Melon Lord!"
// keys (currently in hiatus... soon to return! we miss you Trish!)
Band mom. Baker extraordinaire
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
Friendly neighborhood radical feminist
"Leave no peanut butter knife unlicked."
AKA Willy Tom, the funky one
"Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica."
Dad joke king
"So I can just write anything here and it'll be on the website?"